From the desk of the Primary Prankster
I'd like to welcome everyone to the first of hopefully many Nickel At A Time posts. It's really a pleasure to be here.
Isn't it great to know that, even with prices rising on everything, it's still possible to find a cheap laugh out there on the Internet?
Think of the service we provide. Without Nickel at a Time, humor addicts would be forced to scrounge around the Internet for their next fix. Imagine those poor pitiful humor-deprived people, peeking under virtual rocks, scraping around the dusty edges of the Information SuperHighway, desperately seeking that little grin and slight chuckle that will tide them over until their next fix.
Your nickels keep us going, helping us to help the humorless and make the Internet a more fun and funny place!
So, until next time, keep passing the jokes around and keep those nickels rolling in. I'll see you in the funny papers.