Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Thursday, November 14, 2013
...and then his HEAD bounced out of the battlefield, and landed in the lap of the Baroness--AND HE KEPT ON FIGHTING!!
Now, if you laughed your head off at this accidental beheading, pick it back up, put it back on your shoulders--the right way, facing forward--and then fish out a nickel for the NickelAtATime skull-reattaching fund. Paypal it to firstname.lastname@example.org!
After all, you don't want to violate any of those governmental safety regulations concerning how much caffeine has to be in your system before operating any form of brainpower, would you...?
Then, when you finally have enough caffeine in your system to function without drooling on your shirt, fish a nickel out of your coffeepot and Paypal it off to us at email@example.com!
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Even bugs have attitude nowadays...
...now, if you laughed, and you're not bugged by getting up close and personal with the bug, don't bug out--bug your buddy for a nickel, and then Paypal it to Nickelatatime@gmail.com!
Monday, October 28, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Your Nickel At A Time free* Latin lesson for the day.
Everyone knows Caesar's famous line, "Veni, Vidi, Vici," which means, "I came, I saw, I conquered," or something equally pithy. Very few people remember what he said after his vacation in the Alps, "Veni, Vidi, Video," which loosely translates to "I came, I saw, I shot pictures."
*"Free" means that you aren't absolutely required to pay for your Latin lesson today, of course,, but your generous five cent donation to the NickelAtATime School of Languages will help us continue to share these morsels of foreign-sounding goodness for years to come! Paypal those nickels over to Nickelatatime@gmail.com!
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Monday, October 21, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
There's this old Kingon proverb about choosing one side of the road or the other, because walking down the middle is likely to get you flattened, or something like that. I think the meerkats say it better.
Don't forget, if you manage to avoid becoming roadkill AND you laughed at this joke, scrape a nickel off the road, put it in an envelope, address it to "Paypal," and kick it this way!
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Go ahead...reach out and scratch behind the ears...you know you want to. All together now, "Awwww...."
When you're done "aww-ing and cooing over the cute little meerkats, fish a cute little nickel out of your pocket and Paypal it in this general direction!
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Really, I would. But that crimson-flavored fuchsia just will not go with the mauve curtains and chartreuse couch. You're just going to have to wait outside.
Remember, if you laugh, be sure to PayPal in your nickel!
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Monday, October 7, 2013
You know, I used to think the ANY Key was a computer thing...you know,"press the ANY Key to Continue," stuff like that. But believe it or not, the tradition of the ANY Key actually dates back to antique typewriters...
Friday, October 4, 2013
Have you heard the BUZZ? I mean...isn't this the perfect photo to offer that HONEY in your life...? Just make sure you don't get STUNG.
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Monday, September 30, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Ever have one of those days...? You know the kind I'm talking about. Those days where the coffee is black sludge, the transmission falls out of the bottom of the car, your boss says they're moving you to Lithuania, your son decides to become a drummer, and the only clothes you can find are feathered pasties.