Don't Bug Me!

Even bugs have attitude nowadays...





...now, if you laughed, and you're not bugged by getting up close and personal with the bug, don't bug out--bug your buddy for a nickel, and then Paypal it to Nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Don't Give Me Attitude...

...because I've got more than enough of my own.



Remember, if you laughed, send in your nickel to Paypal, at nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Chicks Dig Scars

Experience leaves wounds. Wounds leave scars.

...chicks dig scars...

Veni, Vidi, Video

Your Nickel At A Time free* Latin lesson for the day.

Everyone knows Caesar's famous line, "Veni, Vidi, Vici," which means, "I came, I saw, I conquered," or something equally pithy. Very few people remember what he said after his vacation in the Alps, "Veni, Vidi, Video," which loosely translates to "I came, I saw, I shot pictures."

*"Free" means that you aren't absolutely required to pay for your Latin lesson today, of course,, but your generous five cent donation to the NickelAtATime School of Languages will help us continue to share these morsels of foreign-sounding goodness for years to come!  Paypal those nickels over to Nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Those About To Flock...

Hey, ya gotta give credit where credit is due, you know...?

Mortal Enemies

...can't we all just get along...?

I Don't Always Rip Off Other Memes

...but sometimes, an idea is so powerful, the meme so strong, that the image just cries out for someone else's meme. You know?

Teeth!

...would hate to smell this guy's breath...

Roadkill

There's this old Kingon proverb about choosing one side of the road or the other, because walking down the middle is likely to get you flattened, or something like that.    I think the meerkats say it better.

Don't forget, if you manage to avoid becoming roadkill AND you laughed at this joke, scrape a nickel off the road, put it in an envelope, address it to "Paypal," and kick it this way!

Cuteness Overdose!

Go ahead...reach out and scratch behind the ears...you know you want to.  All together now, "Awwww...."

When you're done "aww-ing and cooing over the cute little meerkats, fish a cute little nickel out of your pocket and Paypal it in this general direction!

I'd Invite You In...

 

 

Really, I would.  But that crimson-flavored fuchsia just will not go with the mauve curtains and chartreuse couch.  You're just going to have to wait outside.

 

Remember, if you laugh, be sure to PayPal in your nickel!

If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Rattle Your Cage.

In fact, I might not even go that far. If I want your opinion, I just might tell you what it is first.

The Original ANY Key!

You know, I used to think the ANY Key was a computer thing...you know,"press the ANY Key to Continue," stuff like that. But believe it or not, the tradition of the ANY Key actually dates back to antique typewriters...

Would You BEE Mine...?

Have you heard the BUZZ? I mean...isn't this the perfect photo to offer that HONEY in your life...? Just make sure you don't get STUNG.

Never Bite Off More Than You Can Chew.

...after all, you don't want to get singed.

Coffee. Or ELSE.

Coffee. Caffeine. Java. Call it whatever you want. But if you don't have any with you. be prepared for the consequences.