The Naked Never

The Star Trek: The Next Generation parody, "The Naked Never," is up for review at Fanfiction.net.  Please feel free to swing by and check it out:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9899301/1/The-Naked-Never

Abandon All Hope...

[caption id="attachment_346" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Dante would have said it a bit better, were he alive today...because once you hit "Enter" and the words are published, they will haunt you FOREVER...[/caption]

Only A Flesh Wound...?

...and then his HEAD bounced out of the battlefield, and landed in the lap of the Baroness--AND HE KEPT ON FIGHTING!!

 

Now, if you laughed your head off at this accidental beheading, pick it back up, put it back on your shoulders--the right way, facing forward--and then fish out a nickel for the NickelAtATime skull-reattaching fund.  Paypal it to nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Be Sure Caffeine Is Engaged Before Putting Brain Into Gear

After all, you don't want to violate any of those governmental safety regulations concerning how much caffeine has to be in your system before operating any form of brainpower, would you...?

Then, when you finally have enough caffeine in your system to function without drooling on your shirt, fish a nickel out of your coffeepot and Paypal it off to us at nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Don't Bug Me!

Even bugs have attitude nowadays...





...now, if you laughed, and you're not bugged by getting up close and personal with the bug, don't bug out--bug your buddy for a nickel, and then Paypal it to Nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Don't Give Me Attitude...

...because I've got more than enough of my own.



Remember, if you laughed, send in your nickel to Paypal, at nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Chicks Dig Scars

Experience leaves wounds. Wounds leave scars.

...chicks dig scars...

Veni, Vidi, Video

Your Nickel At A Time free* Latin lesson for the day.

Everyone knows Caesar's famous line, "Veni, Vidi, Vici," which means, "I came, I saw, I conquered," or something equally pithy. Very few people remember what he said after his vacation in the Alps, "Veni, Vidi, Video," which loosely translates to "I came, I saw, I shot pictures."

*"Free" means that you aren't absolutely required to pay for your Latin lesson today, of course,, but your generous five cent donation to the NickelAtATime School of Languages will help us continue to share these morsels of foreign-sounding goodness for years to come!  Paypal those nickels over to Nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Those About To Flock...

Hey, ya gotta give credit where credit is due, you know...?

Mortal Enemies

...can't we all just get along...?

I Don't Always Rip Off Other Memes

...but sometimes, an idea is so powerful, the meme so strong, that the image just cries out for someone else's meme. You know?

Teeth!

...would hate to smell this guy's breath...

Roadkill

There's this old Kingon proverb about choosing one side of the road or the other, because walking down the middle is likely to get you flattened, or something like that.    I think the meerkats say it better.

Don't forget, if you manage to avoid becoming roadkill AND you laughed at this joke, scrape a nickel off the road, put it in an envelope, address it to "Paypal," and kick it this way!

Cuteness Overdose!

Go ahead...reach out and scratch behind the ears...you know you want to.  All together now, "Awwww...."

When you're done "aww-ing and cooing over the cute little meerkats, fish a cute little nickel out of your pocket and Paypal it in this general direction!

I'd Invite You In...

 

 

Really, I would.  But that crimson-flavored fuchsia just will not go with the mauve curtains and chartreuse couch.  You're just going to have to wait outside.

 

Remember, if you laugh, be sure to PayPal in your nickel!

If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Rattle Your Cage.

In fact, I might not even go that far. If I want your opinion, I just might tell you what it is first.

The Original ANY Key!

You know, I used to think the ANY Key was a computer thing...you know,"press the ANY Key to Continue," stuff like that. But believe it or not, the tradition of the ANY Key actually dates back to antique typewriters...

Would You BEE Mine...?

Have you heard the BUZZ? I mean...isn't this the perfect photo to offer that HONEY in your life...? Just make sure you don't get STUNG.

Never Bite Off More Than You Can Chew.

...after all, you don't want to get singed.

Coffee. Or ELSE.

Coffee. Caffeine. Java. Call it whatever you want. But if you don't have any with you. be prepared for the consequences.

Don't Harsh My Mellow.

Dude, don't rain on my Zen, or get your negatively-charged karma into my peanut butter.

Blogito Ergo Sum

Translation: I Blog, therefore I Exist!

It's Been One Of Those Days...

Ever have one of those days...? You know the kind I'm talking about. Those days where the coffee is black sludge, the transmission falls out of the bottom of the car, your boss says they're moving you to Lithuania, your son decides to become a drummer, and the only clothes you can find are feathered pasties.

...and don't call me "Shirley."

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. Deadly serious. And don't call me Shirley."

The *OTHER* White Meat...?

Excuse me? What did that narrator just say about us? Did I hear that correctly?

SQUIRREL!

No, I'm not going to get distracted. I am focused; I am tunnel-visioned; I will stay totally and completely--SQUIRREL!!