Don't Harsh My Mellow.

Dude, don't rain on my Zen, or get your negatively-charged karma into my peanut butter.

Blogito Ergo Sum

Translation: I Blog, therefore I Exist!

It's Been One Of Those Days...

Ever have one of those days...? You know the kind I'm talking about. Those days where the coffee is black sludge, the transmission falls out of the bottom of the car, your boss says they're moving you to Lithuania, your son decides to become a drummer, and the only clothes you can find are feathered pasties.

...and don't call me "Shirley."

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. Deadly serious. And don't call me Shirley."

The *OTHER* White Meat...?

Excuse me? What did that narrator just say about us? Did I hear that correctly?

SQUIRREL!

No, I'm not going to get distracted. I am focused; I am tunnel-visioned; I will stay totally and completely--SQUIRREL!!