The Fed: Turning Nest Eggs into Chicken Feed since 1913!

The Fed: Turning Nest Eggs into Chicken Feed since 1913!

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The Laugh of the White Tiger

*snort* Change! *guffaw* Hope! *snicker*


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The Informer

The ants are coming in over the kitchen windowsill at 3--but you didn't hear that from me!

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Attitude is EVERYTHING!

Call me "kooky birdily bird" one more time, and I'm putting YOUR drumsticks on the menu for tonight!

...sometimes, attitude is ALL you need...

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Inside the Programmer's Mind

What goes on inside a programmer's brain:

Select * from tblBeer
Where [imported] = True
and [Temp] = 'Cold'
Group By [twelvepack]

Select * from tblGirls
Where [eyes]='bright'
and [smile]=true
and [boobs]='big'

RU / 18 = QTpi

Okay, okay, a snip from the female programmer's brain, too:

SELECT * from tblGuys
WHERE [height]=TALL
and [shade]=DARK
and [looks] >= 'Pretty Good'
and [sensitive]=TRUE
and [caring]=TRUE
and ...
and [isGay]=FALSE

ERROR: No Results!

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Mysterious face of Elvis Found!

Yes, if you look closely and carefully, you can see Elvis!

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You can see Elvis in the spot over the cat's eye!

...okay, okay, if you insist...let's zoom in a little closer...



...you wanted a better view...?

It's a Miracle...!

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Dragons 101

A KNIGHT IS A KNIGHT

Or: What happens when a knight sleeps through Dragonslaying 101

Sir Gregor of Denth was the bravest of knights
And many a tale was told
Of the many opponents he did dispatch;
But perhaps he was too bold.

For Gregor's teachers did warn him:
"Someday the fight will come.
And on that day you will much regret
Sleeping through Dragons 101."

"A knight is a knight is a knight;" said he,
"Whether it be morning or noon.
And any Wyrm that thinks to defeat me
Comes flying to his doom."

A messenger came one midsummer morn
Seeking a knight of renown;
Sir Gregor answered before he knew
It was a dragon that had been found.

"A knight is a knight is a knight" said he,
"No matter the time of day."
He lowered his visor and lifted his shield
And swiftly rode away.

Gregor attacked on the following dawn,
And it was a terrible fight;
For the one lesson our knave never learned
Is that dragons are blind at night.

"A knight is a knight is a knight," he gasped,
"No matter the time of day."
And with those gallant words of wisdom
Did brave Gregor pass away.

So forget mathematics, and governing, and law;
With those, nothing need be done.
The one class none ever should miss
Is Dragons--101.


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