Be Sure Caffeine Is Engaged Before Putting Brain Into Gear

After all, you don't want to violate any of those governmental safety regulations concerning how much caffeine has to be in your system before operating any form of brainpower, would you...?

Then, when you finally have enough caffeine in your system to function without drooling on your shirt, fish a nickel out of your coffeepot and Paypal it off to us at nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Don't Bug Me!

Even bugs have attitude nowadays...





...now, if you laughed, and you're not bugged by getting up close and personal with the bug, don't bug out--bug your buddy for a nickel, and then Paypal it to Nickelatatime@gmail.com!

Don't Give Me Attitude...

...because I've got more than enough of my own.



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Chicks Dig Scars

Experience leaves wounds. Wounds leave scars.

...chicks dig scars...

Roadkill

There's this old Kingon proverb about choosing one side of the road or the other, because walking down the middle is likely to get you flattened, or something like that.    I think the meerkats say it better.

Don't forget, if you manage to avoid becoming roadkill AND you laughed at this joke, scrape a nickel off the road, put it in an envelope, address it to "Paypal," and kick it this way!

Cuteness Overdose!

Go ahead...reach out and scratch behind the ears...you know you want to.  All together now, "Awwww...."

When you're done "aww-ing and cooing over the cute little meerkats, fish a cute little nickel out of your pocket and Paypal it in this general direction!

I'd Invite You In...

 

 

Really, I would.  But that crimson-flavored fuchsia just will not go with the mauve curtains and chartreuse couch.  You're just going to have to wait outside.

 

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If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Rattle Your Cage.

In fact, I might not even go that far. If I want your opinion, I just might tell you what it is first.

Would You BEE Mine...?

Have you heard the BUZZ? I mean...isn't this the perfect photo to offer that HONEY in your life...? Just make sure you don't get STUNG.

Coffee. Or ELSE.

Coffee. Caffeine. Java. Call it whatever you want. But if you don't have any with you. be prepared for the consequences.

Don't Harsh My Mellow.

Dude, don't rain on my Zen, or get your negatively-charged karma into my peanut butter.

It's Been One Of Those Days...

Ever have one of those days...? You know the kind I'm talking about. Those days where the coffee is black sludge, the transmission falls out of the bottom of the car, your boss says they're moving you to Lithuania, your son decides to become a drummer, and the only clothes you can find are feathered pasties.

...and don't call me "Shirley."

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. Deadly serious. And don't call me Shirley."

The *OTHER* White Meat...?

Excuse me? What did that narrator just say about us? Did I hear that correctly?

SQUIRREL!

No, I'm not going to get distracted. I am focused; I am tunnel-visioned; I will stay totally and completely--SQUIRREL!!

...what do you mean, you voted AGAINST Ron Paul...?

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See you in the funny papers!

The Fed: Turning Nest Eggs into Chicken Feed since 1913!

The Fed: Turning Nest Eggs into Chicken Feed since 1913!

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See you in the funny papers!

The Laugh of the White Tiger

*snort* Change! *guffaw* Hope! *snicker*


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The Informer

The ants are coming in over the kitchen windowsill at 3--but you didn't hear that from me!

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Attitude is EVERYTHING!

Call me "kooky birdily bird" one more time, and I'm putting YOUR drumsticks on the menu for tonight!

...sometimes, attitude is ALL you need...

Okay, now, before you get sent to your room, check that famous attitude problem at the door, dig deep in the dark recesses of your hip pocket, pull up a nickel, and toss it in the general direction of the eighteen story skyscraper that is the NickelAtATime Corporate HQ...or just send it via PayPal, to nickelatatime@gmail.com!