Saturdays, Captioned: Waiting for the Muse

Saturdays, Captioned - The Antithesis of Cute

Polly Doesn't Want a Cracker...

...Polly wants a freaking pizza.

I'd be afraid to bump into this bird in a dark alley.

I Survived the 80s

We barely survived being irradiated by Chernobyl, and we didn't get crushed when the Berlin Wall came down.

We managed to avoid being eaten by disco-dancing zombies led by Michael Jackson and left a night light glowing to fend off Freddy Krueger.

We flew past the moon with ET, dodged boulders and Nazis with Indy, and blew up a couple of Death Stars, and didn't suffocate under Big Hair doing it all.

Yes, surviving the 80s was an accomplishment.

I Survived the 80s (with text)

I Survived the 80s (without text)

Never Meddle in the Affairs of Gods...

...to continue the "never meddle" theme...

Never Meddle in the Affairs of Bards...

Never Meddle

Never Meddle in the Affairs of Bards, for thy name is Silly, and Scans with Greensleeves.

Now, on the other hand, if you want the entire world humming a pleasant little ditty about that time your pants fell down while greeting the new royalty, well, then, go right ahead and meddle...

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Did You See THAT?!?

I mean, really, how could you POSSIBLY have missed seeing THAT?